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In a hunger for house unity, the administration for Hogwarts decide on alphabetically ordering all returning "eighth" years into dorms - despite their original houses.

There's odd arrangements, of course, but somehow Theodore Nott got stuck with Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter.

A tale of friendship, humour, acceptance, and love.

And Theo bloody murdering everyone in sight, because if he has to hear one more "Potter" drawl, or another "Malfoy" hiss, he will definitely do it, without blinking, thank you very much.

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in which nott gets stuck with two hot blokes who fancy each other, and he might as well set them up