Preface

❝you're Ares the god of war. . . yet you're a twink. . . a short and lanky twink. . .❞

❝what's a twink?❞

In which Douglas Anthony Shrader nearly rammed his friend's car into a naked, self-proclaimed, twink-ified "god" named Ares.

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