Paul and Our 500 Children

My name is Ashley, and this is the story of how I had to cope with my lovely 500 children and my confused husband Paul. And the annoying, but sassy John who always gotta interfere with my love life with Paul like wut the freak John. STAHP. GO BACK TO YOKO, JOHN. I'M GONNA HAVE 500 CHILDREN I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.