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"Well, for starters, my Prince Charms ain't making his way to me on a white horse. He's obviously riding a turtle and confused... very confused and lost somewhere in the woods fighting off raised income taxes or something." What better way to get over heartbreaks and flakey dates than a tête-à-tête with an indelicate female companion and a glass of Pinot noir? Bonnie Jacqueline Macartha has never had much luck with love or with the 20 potential suitors she had encountered in her near twenty-four years of living. The trade off with being a wine connoisseur, she believes, is that of having an unfortunate taste in men. Ranging from Childhood Bitterheart #1 to Jake the Flake #20, she's determined that potential #21 will be The One, where the 21st glass of pinot noir raised for a boy is celebrating her engagement instead of easing another heart ache. Surely Cupid's gotten prescription glasses by now and will aim the arrow right once and for all? ***Warning*** This book contains an abundance of profanity, polarising sexual relationships and hysterical rambles.
Glass #One
