Hello there

"Hey, Dr.Greene, could you reschedule m-"

"Uh, last I heard, my surname wasn't 'Greene' and I wasn't a doctor. Either you've got the wrong number or my IQ grew loads in the last few seconds and landed my lazy ass a job-"

"Look-"

"Secondly, what kind of person has a colour for their last name? That's genuinely sad and completely embarrassing if you ask me, What if your name was Violet Brown? Or Gray Green? Sounds truly embarrassing".

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"I can hear you breathing y'know..."

"...definitely a wrong number".
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A story told over phone calls.