The Bus That Runs On Pee Esp 1

Nick was an employee of "EcoExpress" - a modern, eco friendly and cost effective public transport service. Thier fleet of buses operated solely on the contents of the drivers bladder and penis to check the amount of urine in there. The device could measure and calculate the: (1) time when he took his last piss (2) amount of urine in his bladder (3) how desperate he was. 9 out of 10 is the minimum scale of acceptance. One had to be desperate enough to lose control and squirt into one's pants. If he wouldn't full on the scale of at least 9 of 10, the bus wouldn't start and he would need to report to the manager and give an explanation as to why he wasn't in for work with a full bladder. To make matters worse, his pay for the next two days would get chopped off and he would have to work overtime. Unpaid. Of course, needless to say his bladder would need to be full.