How To Survive Being In Ravenclaw

Are you in Ravenclaw and are being bullied? No? (I'll get one of my people to sort that out) Well read on, because here is one of Harry Potters awesomely amazing guide to surviving life in Ravenclaw. even if your not in Ravenclaw check it out. Or feel my wrath... (Me and Voldemort we're like this *crosses fingers*)