Absurd Hero

The title says it all. Any small pieces, short stories or poems (highly doubt there will be poems) that I feel like writing will be over here.
Everything I write is not meant to offend, and I apologise if it does. This Book of Randomness is just a conduit for the little ideas that boil in the back of my mind.
Read if you want, but be warned, these all come from my mind, and that can be a very strange place.