you want me to be an exchange student for PUNISHMENT! is this a joke

It was just a joke okay, I never thought I'd actually get caught or anything. I did though - course I did - and now I've got to play host to some twat for a student exchange programme. Can you believe they're doing this to me? It doesn't help that my exchange student is a cocky little prick that likes nothing more than making my life hell. Oh well, at least I get two weeks out in America for this, if i can survive that long.