It Was Just a BET

Anthony wasn't supposed to fall in love with the school biggest nerd, Mark Bert. It was just a stupid dare his best friend, Joshua, dared him at the beginning of their senior year for laughs. Anthony couldn't have possibly fallen for Mark, a GUY, because:

1. Anthony is the schools best quarterback
2. Anthony can snap his fingers and have any girl in bed
3. Anthony is rich and popular
and
most importantly
4. Anthony is straighter than a ruler
So how could he have fallen so hard for the biggest nerd in school?