#1: Don't Apply

Oliver O'Malley is a nineteen year old college kid who spends his summers as a "coffee distributor" at Espresso Yourself, a local coffee joint of his hometown. Although you REALLY aren't supposed to, Oliver keeps some of his personal possessions on him while on the clock; one of these possessions happens to be a notebook in which he discloses stories of coffee distributing disasters, tips and tricks on how to survive the barista lifestyle on a less than viable paycheck and...

Wait did someone just say murder?