RANTS OF A TEENAGE MADWOMAN

Friend:

Cassie?

Me: *happily eating an apple pie*

mmh?

Friend:
*whimpers but cannot take it. starts to cry*

Im inlove with this guy, but he doesn't love me back. *sobs* What should I do?

Me: *drops off the pie and pushes her to outer space*

YOU'RE BETTER OFF without him,
you dimwit!! Now hurry up and find another before I strangle him to death!

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New Cover= @theMadKat