Part 0

The name's Ty, and I'm gonna tell you a story. A story about the time the government wanted my head, and I escaped.

(Pairings include: Setolox, LogDotUniverse, and SparkAnt, maybe more).

(Warnings: this story will include swearing, violence, and possible sexual references. Nothing terrible, though. I'd rate it "teen" if this were on ao3.)