Twelve Days of Christmas... Son of Sauron style

Son of Sauron... With a twist! Just a little one- shot thing for Legolas and Anodien... Legolas embarrasses the living daylights out of Anodien while she has something else up her sleeves... Merry Christmas 2013!! Happy 2014!!! Remember, only you can start forest fires. Note to readers- To prevent spoilers, read the original Son of Sauron first!