Description
"I don't even know if it's possible. Perhaps it's not. But I won't give up. I will manage to do it. Because that's my dream..." Miki Wisteria -- a young girl stricken by catastrophe at a young age. Her entire family was tragically killed by a sudden disaster. And now, she roams the Elemental Nations, seeking revenge against her family's killer and all of its brethren. Somehow, her search has lead her to Konoha -- where she has adventures, creates bonds, and experiences the true meaning of friendship. Will she be able to stand against her adversaries with the help of her new-found friends, or will she stumble against the strength of her mighty foe? "To kill all the vending machines!" ("...What's a vending machine?") [Au, Crack Fic, cursing, severe death of vending machines. Read at your own risk.] [UPDATE: This is one of the worst things I've ever exposed to the Internet. I'm keeping it up because if I delete it, I'll be losing a bet I made with my friends. If it weren't for that, I'd delete it in a heartbeat. If you're considering reading this, do yourself a favor and don't.]
Chapter 1 - In Which Pencils are Thrown
