jim lahey is a drunk bastard.

this story is based off of a tv show called "trailer park boys." you don't have to watch it before reading, but i recommend it nonetheless, for pure entertainment value. in my humble opinion, it's very funny.
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❝ wait a minute, officer!
don't put those handcuffs on me!
put 'em on her, and i'll share her with you! ❞

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when jim lahey's seventeen year old daughter arrives at sunnyvale trailer park for the summer, her fiery and determined attitude is enough to ensue a whole lot of trouble. daddy's little girl will not be contained, and moral lines that once appeared starkly clear become hopelessly blurred.