|Chapter 1|Prologue

If I knew that I would someday wind up being in the position I'm in now, well...

I would have done it a long time ago!

Having killers fall head over heels--or in there case Knifes/Chainsaws/Machetes/Possibly Axes--is awesome.

Too bad that's not how this story will go, nope, this chick over here will NOT ALLOW AUTHOR~CHAN TO CREATE clichés.

Okay maybe a little...

~(Y/N) (L/N)