Usernames (& Some Other Shit)

This is what happens when the Winx, the Specialists, and Nabu get locked up in an online chatroom. All hell breaks loose here.

This crack-filled story takes place between Seasons 4 and 5.

[NOTES: There will be cussing, there will be (some) NSFW humor, and many ships will only be implied. I'll let y'all guess who's dating who. (Bloom x Tecna is outright stated, though. Y'all will deal with my bullshit today.)]