4/18/2017: What is even happening?

I've heard that it's good to write a bit every day, so this is my attempt to do just that, I'm no good at keeping a set schedule so if you decide to start following my life like a story (Not sure why you would it's boring as shit) don't be surprised by large gaps where I've forgotten to write. I've put mature on because I kinda expect this to get graphic at some points, won't all be like that though.