Unicorns are Real? (Introduction)

I understand that life is a series of challenges that either make you or break you, but lately it's getting ridiculous and completely out of hand.
I mean I always knew that there was more to this life but Immortal beings, manipulation of time and truly evil agendas-that sounds insane, but it's not. Why would anybody make this shit up? Just this week I find out my friend has been really sick for awhile and hiding it from me. People are following me around, and that I'm adopted...I am an oxtrodanary thing they said, oh and everything that is happening is my fault. My life just got needlessly complicated, but really though, who would have thought.