I Have Some Regrets

Once upon a time there was a guy named Joey who was a satan worshiper and liked animating satan and a wolf. He loved them so much he brought them to life. And then he wanted to know how they lived, so he killed one and ripped out its organs because anything for science! Then the other guy named satan got angry and killed Joey. Then he was alone. Then you got a letter for your uncle and instead of giving it to him, you went and went to the place the letter told him to go. But instead of him it was you.

Wow boi o boi I wonder what defuq is gonna happen¯\_(ツ)_/¯