Chapter 1: How To Traumatize Your Heroine

Some would say that my life sucks.

Others would say 'Poor bastard, you sure you want to stay alive?' With two devil spawns for sisters, a Satan-lover for a mother, a painful love life and a shitty/excelling career as a lawyer, their question is indeed a good one.

I think this is how I'll answer: everything gets better when you go to Vegas.

But sometimes, what happens in Vegas shouldn't stay in Vegas.

Like my thong. Or epiphanies. Or a girl.