The Speech

If you can't tell from the title, this book will just be a whole lot of randomness. I will also include brilliant, not so brilliant, and pretty much cr*p short stories that would probably make amazing, decent, and cr*p full length stories. If you would like to turn one of my short stories into a full length story, you will need my permission. The best way to get a hold of me would be to either leave a comment on the story saying you would like to use it, or post on my wall. If you steal my idea, there will be hell to pay.