Who Even Has a Basement Anymore?!

Ok, so, I might have accidentally gotten hit by some kid's ray gun thing when I fell into his basement- so what? Right? Unfortunately, waking up was not a good thing and now I have EVERYTHING trying to kill me. These are my thoughts:

Stupid bullies.

How did I get stuck in the video game I used to play?

What will happen if I die?

What will happen if I live?

Who really IS Tommy Feynman?

What if this is more than what meets the eye?