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Saturday, March 24th, 1984.
Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois.
60062
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athelete, a basketcase, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning, we were brainwashed...