Description
if anyone takes this seriously i might actually cry lmao. *also before i get into this i'd like to point out i don't have any issues with furries, they're okay as long as they're not sexualising everything etc etc. this fic is purely satirical and is making fun of everything, even myself* i don't even know how to explain this fic. the plot is mainly just inside jokes that i have with my friends so i don't know if anyone outside the joke will find it funny or entertaining. to help i'll give you a little background info: so my friend (who doesnt want her real name online so lets call her laura) and i were talking about weird things and the conversation somehow drifted to furries. that led to me "exposing her as a furry" (she isn't a furry don't worry) and thus chaos ensued. we then came up with the phrase "meow meow ling yao" and that's where i got the idea to write this shitty, badly written fic. inside jokes: pheasants: my friends and i making fun of the fact that my friend issy couldn't say the "i'm not a pheasant plucker" tongue twister right and it came out as "i'm not a pheasant fucker" and we came up with the scenario of her doing *ahem* inappropriate things to pheasants. bang! and the shirt is gone: just us making fun of that cheesy cillit bang advert "i was born in scotland, but i was made on me nan's kitchen floor": another joke about my friend issy. it kinda comes from that one advert that goes like "i was born in the royal navy" anyway that's kinda it. if i try to explain inside jokes too much it will be even less funny. the characters in this story are my frens and they are usually exaggerated versions of them, but some are just completely weird because why not? also i kinda wrote myself into the fic too (i'm emma). it also contains a bunch of various anime references, some from animes i haven't even fully watched *cough* hetalia *cough* so with all that out the way, sit back, relax, and enjoy the fic. it's gonna be a bumpy ride...
Chapter 1
