WARNINGS YAY

I've read multiple books about being an introvert, and you know what I mostly see? "I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BOOK TO HELP PEOPLE GET OUT OF THEIR SHELL. BEING AN INTROVERT DOESN'T HELP YOU AS AN ADULT" and then I have to hold back from slapping the shit out of that person. You know why? Because being an extrovert doesn't help either! No one has the fucking upper hand. So yes, I'm a salty bitch that stays indoors in my bed all day.

I have a better life than most people outside for fucks sake.