The Girl Who Cried Wolf

"Why won't you just accept me!" His voice boomed as his back was turned to me.

"Because I hardly know you! Because your possessive as fuck! And because I'm a human!" I answered.

"You hardly know me?" He said out loud, but mostly to himself. "Fine. Prepare to get to know me for the next week, because starting tomorrow we'll be spending time together."

Wait, what? He can't really be serious could he? Shit.