Your Ordinary Man

Who knew that a miss fortunate Starbucks coffee could turn my entire day upside down, or maybe even my life upside down... Here's the beef, I was walking down the street and Justin Timberlake just happened to bump into me, spilling my whole cup of coffee all over my white blouse. Got it? Can you see it? Think of sexy hot Justin Timberlake and then picture a toddler covered in cake, yeah, that's exactly what I felt like. I've never been a blonde bombshell model, that's why I don't understand why Justin chose to date me. So he substitutes this miss fortunate coffee with a trip to Starbucks, then a trip to his bedroom, then a trip to Paris then a...why am I telling you so much?