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"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's right; you're staying in Nunavut, Canada with none other than Mathieu Williams, your uncle. Your parents claim he met you when you were a baby... maybe once. But you haven't heard anything about him since. That is, other than he's got a crazy temper and he can be super intimidating. Not to mention he is sort of a psychotic tree-hugger! Great, an entire summer in a tree covered ice box with no cell reception, running water, electrical heating, or a town for the next 50 miles. Will you die of lack of civilization before summer's over? Or will Matt somehow manage to break you and reconnect your rebellious spirit to nature and the earth itself? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for all the reads, my grease-covered bros!!
Chapter 1: Getting Buzzed
