1.twix,snicker,kidnapped

Picture this: you're leaving school and suddenly you get the taste for some munchies. Luckily there's a store right around the corner of your school so it was no trouble getting there. You walk in and try to figure out if you want a snicker or Twix ice cream bar when you hear 3 gunshots fired. Of course you get scared easily and you scream but before you can run you get knocked out and everything turn black.

You wake up and see a gorgeous sex God eating waffles smiling at you in IHOP.

How do you think this will turn out?