Yodelling Stories

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This is the story of 12 human college students whose lives changed forever when they enter the world of the movie Trolls World Tour. Join our friends as they go on a journey to save the world. Enjoy!

I deeply apologise for this book.

A girl who falls in love with another girl after copying her every move.

This is the story of 12 human college students whose lives changed forever when they enter the world of the movie Trolls World Tour. Join our friends as they go on a journey to save the world. From my old account Mixer18. Enjoy!

Set in the steampunk old west, four daughters of Lord and Lady Sheriff, Georgia, Jesslyn, Kiara and Aria fight over who is going to marry the yodelling champion Tex. Then.. hardships sink in.. Who would be the yodeller's bride? Disclaimer: There are medical mentions and treatments in the story that are referenced. I am no medical professional, so correct me if I'm wrong.

Alan Ashby is just trying to make his yodelling career work, but one guy named Austin Carlile just wants to ruin it!

I am about to tell you about the time I did the stupidest, weirdest, craziest and best thing in my lifetime! The time when I yodelled... Yes you read that correctly, I YODELLED! Crazy huh? Yet the effect of that yodelling was the best thing that has happened to me. Imagine my surprise when somebody just as crazy as I yodelled back... For the last time YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY! I nearly fell off the flipping mountain. It turned out that the somebody was a cute guy though so all's good! Best! Day! Ever!