Villageofobjects Stories

Village Of Objects is a show where objects compete and also save the universe while they're at it. This is an alternate universe where they fail to do either of those things. These objects end up failing so hard they erase the entirety of object kind. But luckily, someone is here to bring them all back, at the cost of the lives of others...

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Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil, talking' flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk or Should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move I won't stop I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity's realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

basically various Object Show fanart (I'll update the cover one day)

Because why not

A wingless dragonfly kitten embarks on big road trip with objects & beloved fire dog, started her 1st year on film school. But their plans get interrupted if the world's majestic creatures went possessed to stage an uprising. With a quick help from 2 friendly canines, they must now came together & save one another -- and the planet -- from the new ruling domestic revolution.

* hi friends!! I need to find somewhere to post all of my stuff without rlly posting it but I am but I'm not!!! so here!! * if u like aus, art, story snippets, or rambles u will like thjis!!!!!!! (* ps there will be undertale sometimes too i'm a frisk irl shh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( also ocs too shh,,,,,,,,))

I hate homo freaks

If you read my fanfics and go like "ew, this shit is cringe" You're right. And it's because due of me having DLD I use dreamily app to make my fanfics. (Stupid me lol)

Feisty Fluffball offers Conditioner a plate of green eggs and ham. However, she refuses multiple times throughout the story by saying, "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Feisty-I-Am." The kitten further asks her to eat that food in various locations (house, box, car, tree, train, dark, rain, boat) and with a few different animals (mouse, fox, goat), but is still rebuffed. Finally, she asks Conditioner to try green eggs and ham, accepts them. Declares that she likes them, happily saying "I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you. Thank you, Feisty-I-Am."

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This Is A Story About The Objects Competing For 1 Million Dollars And Luxurious Hotel.

Test Tube always wanted a science experiment more interesting as most has always been boring to her. So she decides to contact other scientists from different universes. She has to get ready for what's in store for her next. After all, it's just for science... right? This book may include: Swearing Gore Violence Torture HEAVY mischaracterization And other stuff that I'll add when it happens Object shows included: II BFB/TPOT HFJONE PPT2 BOTO TDOS TNM BURNER VOO AIB YAG OSO (The object shows listed includes all seasons.) All characters belong to their respected owners

most of it is crack but i guess there's gonna be other stuff in here too. maybe oneshots and remade headcanons will be included, but rambles and crack are guaranteed lmao

Hiii!!

(Humanized) (cover art by moi) ( Hiatus) Disclaimer: some of the armless contestants have prosthetic arms!!! Rocky, a kid with hardly any speaking abilities and has acidic puke. Rocky ran into his brother's room to play with him, but Rocky found something else. Rocky took the glowing item from under his brother's bed, suddenly he was transported to a bustling city. Streets filled with people and far away from home he knew. Now Rocky has to jump through different universes to get back home. Or will someone find him before he reaches home. Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters!!!