Thedistortionist Stories

After almost being killed, Christopher Pierre returns to the city and continues his life of being a self-absorbed sassy-pants whilst being chased by news-reporters about...

I've lost my mind, in case you haven't noticed :)

I seriously dont know what the hell Im doing- have this pretty picture of Kennith that I found :)

yep, just trash dentist and Chripy being gay for this entire store. Just two gay assholes who think they are good people being together Christopher pierre- Christopher...

The monochrome gang of Flower, Chris, Maika, and *occasionally* Norman.

hahahahaha this is sort of based off of @theAgenderDodgers "ghost and pals stuff" so ye anyways here ya go

don't you hate it when your idiot brother drags a bunch of stranger to your house and increases your water bill?

((TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THE FOLLOWING: S/H, SUICIDE, ABUSE. MORE MIGHT POSSIBLY BE ADDED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)) A STORY I WROTE LIKE 2-ISH YEARS AGO NOW BEING RE-WRITTE...

Chris smashes mirror. read that backwards.

basically my theory/headcanon on how the GHOST and pals cast ended up living together. Includes a lot of my headcanons and ships. GHOST's characters do not belong to me...

Just a dumb story involving the ghost and pals characters

A oneshot about a girl who fell in love with Christopher Pierre at a younger age and foolishly accepted a deal to be his. Now that she got to know him more, she wishes t...

I write. Sometimes.

Kitsune, a young artist major in college, finds herself in a strange dimension one night as she sleeps. When she's there, she finds a young male, maybe a year or two old...

he handed me a pair of pliers and he told me to pull out his teeth because as long as he had them he'd use them to do bad things.

Im a very uncultured swine- so try referencing the song the character(s) are from. Uh, make sure it's ghost and pals too please, but other than that, IM TAKING REQUESTS...

This is a story based upon a Ghost and Pals AU a friend and i have made. There are a lot of changes in the characters/stories since its an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. So please...

(Based on the indie horror game 'It's Not Me, It's My Basement') Chris has been alone for four whole months. Four months since THEY appeared. Four months since he'd been...

why...?

It's been roughly a year since Kitsune and Charon got together. And unfortunately, on the anniversary of them being together, they had decided that it just wasn't going...