Sumarbrander Stories

Alex said that he/she/they/zie was/were a meme lord so I guess I'm a falafel lord? Anyways. Now that my books are over, I have some sweet sweet time to kick back, relax, and enjoy paradise. Well, paradise on the side with Alex battling the administration over bathroom rights, a kind of scary new demigod who's taken a liking to Hearth, and the possibility of a dog on the horizon... What break of the fourth wall? I see no break of the fourth wall. All I see are falafel...gorgeous....perfect...falafel....now if you'll excuse me...falafel..

(**This is an old story that was written years ago. I advise you NOT to read it cause you might get attached and be let down. This is a discontinued story!! I will not be going back to it, and if I do, it will be a LONG time from now. Do with that what you will, darlin's.**August 20, 2022**) Set one year after the events of Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: Ship of the Dead. (2014) A certain son of Odin finds himself longing adventure for the first time in a millenia. He hears about trouble in a small town in Washington and decides to give it a visit. It turns out that he's not the weirdest being that came out of Midgard after all. On the other side of our story, a vampire has been waiting to meet their mate for decades. One day, a member of their coven tells them that someone is coming to their town. When this 'someone' arrives, he arrives with a secret... and a very unexpected turn of events. VAMPIRE × MALE!OC EINHERJAR Twilight + MCGA crossover

Thoughts I have at 2 in the morning.

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