Slackerchan Stories

The bloody battlefield fell silent as a blinding white light swallowed both the Hero and the Villain. In a distant place, a man drowning in endless paperwork barely had time to curse before the same light consumed him. Deep within an ancient library, a woman turned the page of a centuries-old tome-only for the light to tear her away as well. They were all kidnapped. By whom, you ask? Of course, by the Supreme Gods-divine beings with far too much power and absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. Because what's the point of being all-powerful if you can't kidnap a few mortals for your own entertainment? . . "The Fuck?" . . "I wish you happiness and success, my dearest children," the God of Time whispered a gentle warmth in his voice. And with that, the glowing figures faded. . . "Congratulations, Countess!!" . . . . "YOU SUCK!!!" "YOU SUCK MORE!!!" "OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, SHUT UP!!!" "STOP SHOUTING!!!" the eldest sister snapped at her three bickering little brothers. • °A new chance. °New beginnings. °New people. °New stories. And maybe-just maybe-this time, a happy ending that lasts. ••••• . .TROPES: Found Family: But make it trauma-bonded. OP Siblings: Who could rule the world but can't share pancakes. Chaotic Rich People: "Therapy is for the poor." Blame the God of Death: For *everything*. Adopt All The Orphans . . MAIN SHIPS KRS!CALE x CHOI HAN OG!CALE x ALBERU BARROW x OC (male) FEMALE OC X OC (male) . . Many sub-ships too (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) . . ♥