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When 16-year-old Sam takes her first babysitting gig for "active toddler" Milo, she quickly learns "active" means human hurricane. Armed with kneepads and a Star Wars-themed baby helmet (aka "Darth Toddler"), she battles yogurt avalanches, toe-picked childproof locks, and a pool escape foiled by a secret life vest. Chaos peaks when she discovers Milo's stuntwoman mom trained him in Baby Parkour 101. Desperate, Sam invents "Baby MMA" to tire out the tiny daredevil, surviving glitter bombs, spaghetti-strainer chases, and a pillow-fort collapse. By night's end, Milo sleeps, the house is (sort of) intact, and Sam earns $20-plus a coupon for therapy. A hilarious ode to babysitting's absurdity, where survival means laughing as you dodge toddler-sized meteors.