Renesmeebashing Stories

🎵 Yeah, I'm tired of tryin' to be normal I'm always over thinking I'm driving myself crazy So what if I'm fucking crazy 🎵 "Remus Lupin you are not allowed to call yourself a monster. Do you know why? Because if you're a monster then what am I? I am half vampire and half witch. Even though I grow like a normal human I still have to drink a bit of animal blood at least once a week. So don't call yourself a monster, I kill animals and you fold your socks." Hi you may not know me but my name is Lainey Cullen and I am Renesmee Cullen's older twin sister. But I guess you wouldn't know that. Isabella, Edward, Jacob, and Renesmee despise me and they actually hit me a lot of the time like when I do something wrong. The whole family moved to England because I got an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Now I am a teacher assistant at Hogwarts and I help the Golden Trio on their adventures. I have basically adopted Harry and I see him as a son. We have recently found out that two mass murderers have escaped from Azkaban and they are coming after Harry.

Sick of her family constantly forgetting and ignoring her for Hope, she decides to leave and go on a road trip ending up in Forks, Washington. She planned to be there to sightsee and catch up with an old married couple she befriended while shopping one day, not make new bonds let alone be imprinted on. Whatever that is. Ages Carlisle: 369 Jasper: 165 Esme: 114 Edward and Alice: 108 Rosalie and Emmett: 94 Old Quil: 71 Billy: 57 Charlie and Sue: 44 Sam: 29 Mason: 28 Leah: 27 Paul, Rachel, and Rebecca: 24 Jared: 23 Jake, Quil, Embry, Miracle, Hope, and Bella: 21 Seth: 20 Brady: 17 Collin: 17 Renesmee: 4 (physically: 18)