MultiverseMenu
I'm Paul.
Chef. Octopus. Legend.
My restaurant, Catharsis, is the only one in all multiverses with five Michelin black holes.
While other chefs chop onions, I tear through space.
I fire up the MultiNeedle and jet to any universe where I can fry, explode, or ferment something edible.
This journal is my field notes from the edge of taste and madness.
Each entry is a planet, its soul, and the dish I cooked while danger breathed down my neck.
Ritual pies, fermented slugs, shadow casseroles - it's all real.
All cooked.
Mostly eaten.
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With a drop of sublingual pulp and the thrill of my eight remaining hearts,
Paul, Chef-Octopus of Catharsis.
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