Punography Stories

So I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....

The most cringiest but funniest puns around. If you don't like puns, you're punthetic and you should be punished. If you do, that's punderful! And I'm outta here 💜 ~ If there are any repeated puns please tell me.