Nuts Stories

Everyone thinks they know but here is the real story about who and what I am

Stupid things I think of or stuff I see on pinterest. Warning: Some of my thoughts are the stupidest things. Read at your own risk. SUMMER DID THE COVERRRR!

أبطال خارقون يعيشون في عالمنا، لا يخافون إلا من شيء واحد، فما هو؟

Do you like nuts? good!

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deez

A squirrel sees a car accident only seconds away from happening. Can he save the day and play cupid as well?

uwu]]] ~Terminal Illnesses are not a joke(s). That's why this story is about a pair of mixed nuts with a deadly disease! So Sit back, relax, and crack open a cold one and a couple almonds in the shell. Also I'm taller than Big Ed. <Jsyk> Keep reading for a spicy surprise that will burn your eyes and satisfy your scientific parts of your brain before it melts! Just in case. We can't be held accountable for melting people's heads. Actually to be quite honest my brain feels soft and tingly like a wet, pink shower rug when I think about my brain. I think I need medical assistance. Always chew your vegetables and stay safe;not to mention, READ THIS. My home sweet home, America- God bless. ***Story captioning and writing brought to you by my cousin, @0PoisonedPersephone0 ~Enjoy!

Now imagine yourself locked up in a tiny room with only a bed inside, hooked up to machines or IVs for days, maybe weeks, maybe months, maybe even years, with nasty food, just alone with no one to talk to, no one to make you feel better about what's going on. Young 14 year old Blake , knows how it feels. Waking up every day with the fear that he may not wake up to see tomorrow.

Satire

Deez nut jokes to get ur friends to hate u (some ppl will think ur funny tho)

Looking for a funny Percy fanfic? Then this is the one for you! Update: THE BOOK IS BACK! After discontinuing it, I have decided to bring it back!

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