Mythicalsausage Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

Sausage was finally back in Brooksville, a place his parents had ripped away from him. More specifically, he was taken across the country in the middle of sixth grade. Now he was back, 11th grade. So much to rediscover. Season 1; Highschool AU Cover Art: Pinterest HIATUS RIGHT NOW BECASE I NEED TO BRAINSTORM

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

[ A/N: This Book Will Have Very Slow Uploads From Now On Due To Me Wanting To Focus More On Later Seasons Of Empires And Other MCYT Servers, I Hope You Still Enjoy What Has And Will Be Posted Here Though! ] Hello There! I Know I Only Post Around Once A Month Or So In General But I Made This Oneshot Book Over A Year And A Half Ago And I Wanted To Update The Description. This Is The Book Where I'll Be Posting Oneshots About Empires SMP Season One. I Have Another Book For Season Two & I Plan To Make A Book For Season Three If/When It Comes Out. I Also Now Have A Book For Miscellaneous MCYT Oneshots (Because I Plan To Keep My Account Very ESMP Focused) With That Said, I Hope You Enjoy What I Have And Will Write Here!

what the title says! this is Part 1- bc theirs a fucking page limit of 200 pages...

idk what to put in the Descoption so Hi. Also there will be ships

This will be where I write some scenes about Vampires SMP, mostly around the Militia, aka Sausage, Ren, Martyn and Apo, since I've mostly just watches Sausage's, Ren's and Martyn's POVS. (Btw, the cover is not made by me, a friend sent a picture of it, I'm not sure who it's by)

Icy... Venom.... Ender..... Vengeance....

The thirteen rulers of Empires used to be, well, rulers. Now, they are nothing. Catapulted into a new, strange world called Teyvat, circumstances pull them apart. They become wrapped up in strange conflicts, fighting with strange people over strange things. They become new people. New identities. They make friends. They make foes. They forget. The different paths they take all lead to the same place. Only when new enemies surface, and they begin to regain the power they lost, do they start to question which side they're really on.

Scott starts to feel sick and finds out the Xornoth did something to him, but it's to late to do anything. Swearing TW 1 on #Shrub: 3/8/2022-??? Made on 27/2/2022

"So show it to me," The people said their kind was gone, lost to the sands of time. Never to return. They said these magic-users were evil. They said all that lay in their chest was a heart of stone. They said not to worry - their kind was now nothing more than stories. They lied. About all of it.

I made this because I couldn't let it sit in my thoughts any longer. It needed to be out there in the world, like an odd virus if that makes sense- I'll probably rewrite it someday, maybe as more chapters release for the game? Who knows? Certainly not me!

This is my first story I'm writing! I'm doing this for fun, and I probably will give up writing this and start a new one once I've gotten better at writing! But, if this gets any comments of suggestions, then I'll try to do them! An Empires SMP fanfiction, probably not original, and I'll take inspiration sometimes from others I've read. I'll try to include every person from Empires smp! (takes place in season 1, but before they are all emperors yet!)

"Watch this everybody," Jimmy said as he held the apple in both of his hands with his thumbs over the top of it. He then pressed down on the apple and in one fluid motion, Jimmy split it in half with a satisfying snap. "Woah," Katherine and Gem said simultaneously. "What else can you do with those hands Jimmy?" Scott asked with a hint of mischief in his voice. Jimmy's face turned a bright red and he let out a slew of no's while Scott giggled. "Instead of flustering Jimmy for the umpteenth time, why don't you show us your party trick Smajor?" Pix suggested, to which Jimmy shot the archaeologist a grateful look. Cover art isn't mine. It belongs to thaumasilva on tumblr. Link to the original work: https://thaumasilva.tumblr.com/post/691242826049159168/man-with-one-eye

Scott and Xornoth Major are the powerhouse siblings of their school, people practically fear them- specifically Xornoth as he can and will fight anyone over anything, whereas Scott is one of the kids everyone wants to be friends with and/or date him, and their also at the top of all of their classes. Well, when James "Jimmy" Lee-Dunn joins his sister, Lizzie Lee-Dunn, in school, he gets himself into some trouble with the twins, except Scott is a bit more forgiving. Strange.. (yes i made up a completely random last name-)

This is a Empires Smp one shots book. Both season 1 and 2. So I may add Hermitcraft meme bees in here to when writing in season 2 for the crossover. You may request for certain things. Example: you want a nature wives angst during a game of truth or dare. or something. Be specific in what you want if you do want a certain situation In this book. If not you may just request Nature wives angst. And leave it up to me how it happens. (Am I using nature wives as a example bc of Shelby and Katherine's current relationship in season 2 right now. Yes 😭. THIS WILL INCLUDE SOME SMUT!!! What you may request: Ships, fluff, angst, lime, comfort, smut, Or any random interaction between 2 characters. I recommend as ships bc right now I really need ships to sail. (Flower husbands in limited life practically divorced) and (nature wives in season two right now). So if you do request a ship you will most likely get made before just a friend one shot. What you may not request: No illegal ships. (Between siblings as a example: Seablings) and anything else that's not illegal is fine. You may ask for a hermitcraft ship as well but I do not watch hermitcraft povs that much so I'm not as familiar with the people. Thank you for reading.

So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of script and post it here. This is the sixth in a series of Minecraft SMPs reacting to each other, I'll post the links to my other works at the end. Also, I am using an oc of mine, her name is Jana, she handles the afterlife and is the one who reincarnates souls into new bodies. Hope you enjoy! :) Cover art edited version of Witchcraft SMP fanart by Anima

what the title says! This is Book 2, to my S1 empire smp highschool Book 1, part 1 & 2. This is where things will be changeing, i will no longer post daily, but write a bit daily, and i will post whenever i have 1,000 words on that page.

Tired of being ridiculed by his fellow Emperors, Jimmy seeks new ways to gain respect, but after a close encounter in the mines, he vanishes for weeks, but arrives a new man... a man who isn't scared to get his hands dirty to get what he wants... Disclaimer - All character are by no means in any relation to their real life counter parts, the things they do do not reflect the IRL creators, I don't know if I had to clarify that, but I just thought I would :P

Hey, Shadow here and I love reading Empires fanfic, and HermitCraft fanfic and I'm going to try and write my own. This is a high school au and basically there are 12 transfers from Empires High to Hermit High. This takes place in season 1 Empires for the most part, but will have some elements of season 2. I read something that said that Fwhip and Gem are twins in lore, so I added Sausage to the mix. Ships are: Flower Husbands(Scott x Jimmy) Nature Wives(Katherine x Shelby) Jizzie(Joel x Lizzie) Jornoth(Joey x Xornoth) (Sorry Wither Husbands shippers...) Please no homophobis comments or cussing. None of the art is mine, and I do NOT own HermitCraft or Empires. Happy reading everybody! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE NOT ON WATTPAD. IF YOU ATE NOT ON WATTPAD, THIS BOOK HAS BEEN STOLEN. IF YOU WANT TO READ THIS BOOK, GO TO WATTPAD AND LOOK IT UP THERE FOR THE ORIGINAL VERSION.