Manilow Stories

:p

This short story will tell the unanswered question of the song Copacabana... who shot who?

Based on Hawaiian Tropic by Lana Del Rey and and Copacabana (a song mention in Hawaiian Tropic) by Barry Manilow.

The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey charts the course of the Lobbit, Bibbo Baggies, as he confronts an assortment of vile characters including: Gander the Gold, trolls, dwarves, orcs, goblins, elves, dragon(s?) and other assorted nasties. There is bound to be much blood spilled, gold won, and witty insults traded before Bibbo returns to the Shire Pony, if he returns at all. As Gander the Gold once said, "Even if you do make it back, unlikely, there's no way you can defend your hoard of treasure. Honestly."