Lampooning Stories

Jeff didn't mean to trigger a prophecy. He just tripped. Now he's leading a wizard who summons poultry by accident, a rogue allergic to her own job, a bard whose music is a war crime, and a goat with ominous wisdom. Villains can't monologue. Quests can't stay on script. Even Destiny is tired. Jeff isn't the hero the world wanted. He's the one it can't get rid of.