Killmeplz Stories

.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.

just rating some ships :3

A literal pirate au with Gasharpoon (john doe) and 1x1x1x1, you already know the deal. This is something im interested in, so might as well let myself put it into words. For anyone who is going to give me death threats about john doe being married to jane doe, just know THIS is GASHARPOON, i see him as a completely different person, so please keep that in mind. Might not be accurate since im still learning about pirates (They are so evily interesting..)

hhhh- I'm going to hell

*breaks through ceiling* YEPPPPPPPP GONNA HAVE SUM MULTI-FANDOM MEMES CAUSE Y NOT!!!

SOME OF THESE I GOT IDEAS FROM MY FRIENDS BTW

TOKOYAMI: I used to have on a crush on a boy named Izuku Midoriya; and if I'm being honest, I think I still like him. But, he's changed since the first day of UA. Like, a lot. In the first week, he made friends with Uraraka and Iida, but eventually, he left them. He started dating Kirishima and Bakugo. Their main target was me, and I dont know why. Most of the bullying is verbal, not physical. Then, something else hit me. He fucked my dad. Let's just say, I came home late after a hangout with Shoji and Tsu, and I heard something. I knew someone was being fucked, but it didnt sound like Mom. It couldnt be, she died. I could barely tell what was happening though, it was kind of screaming, I was wondering who in the hell it could be since the voice was familiar. The next morning, I woke up to the smell of fish and rice, I knew father wasnt up this early but went to the living room. A few minutes later, father came from out of the hallway just as the person was setting up. He apologised to the person for some reason. "Oh! Hey, Tokoyami!" A cheery voice said. "Wait, you know him?" I heard father ask. "Yeah, he's in my class!" I looked at father who looked sad. I was confused, I looked up to see the attack broccoli in out class on the other side of the sofa. I called him a slut.. something I regret, I thought I had seen him on dates with other, older men, but could never confirm it.

balloon boy has had a long 6 nights but what happens when you get to night 7???? night is very dark so freddy will be more active ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and for some unknown reason so will the vent???? im so sorry.

Four had always been close with a certain someone, X to be exact. It seemed that the two didn't really care for each other, during challenges at least. Nobody had ever seen the two be very friendly towards each other, until Four had come back. What will happen when the number begins to think much differently about X?

DISCONTINUED LMAOO DON'T READ THIS CRINGE STORY !I DO NOT OWN BOBOIBOY AT ALL! I don't take heavy criticism If you have nothing nice to say just stfu and get out 2025 update, join our server! https://discord.gg/G9KZvr5gct

No One Will Look At This XwX

I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore-- wHeEzE In this book I'll be posting disclaimers, my (awful) art, new story previews or previews of my stories right now and random posts I found on Google. So...yeah. Make sure you're ready for random posts.

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I feel a t t a c k e d by these r e s u l t s I'm- I'm hoping stevahn doesn't read this-

just random stuff. I'm not even going to try with the cover

Damn you cole. hav the smut

Oh damn i knew it was time my account was dying and now its time for oneshots i will include lemons so dont worry but this book was something ive been afraid to make all art is owned by its respective owners and all characters belong to their owners i own the plot for storytelling under fair use

the title!!!!!!!!!!!!