Kangaroo Stories

"Can't stop staring? Stunned by my beauty lady?" He ask confidently I scoff "Excuse you?"

Pop a collar, with the tale of your teacher treating you to an extra lesson after school. Find out why he wants to extend your school day, as something else may extend during your sixth period of the school day!

To commemorate World Elephant Day, yesterday, August 12, I decided to publish a fourth poem, THE PEOPLE ZOO, in my owl and elephant fantasy series. The first three poems I published were : 1) THE ANIMAL FAIR , Oct. 12, 2012 2) THE ANIMAL DENTIST, Oct. 22, 2013 3) THE ANIMAL SCHOOL, Mar. 13, 2014

(RWBY x Male Reader) A Story Idea.

my kind of "everything has a story behind".

boys with dimples love other boys with dimples ♥︎ bang chan and yang jeongin, just boys in love ||b.bc + y.jg||♥︎

A peaceful trip quickly turns into disaster, but a mysterious figure might be helpful

For as long as Elena Gilbert can remember, she has had deep, indescribable feelings for someone. No, not for Stefan, or for Damon, but for some other hot dude in her life. Jeremy Sillypants Gilbert. Now that they know that they are not really siblings, but cousins, they have decided to take their relationship to the next level. Taco Johns. But what happens when the Italian mafia and Damon's time traveling watch get involved, along with Stefan's shirtless man lover, Jacob Black? A whole lot of cousin love.

Let the light of bright promise shine on our time together.

part 2

Book 1 Elizabeth, a twenty six year old Australian, had no idea such things as 'werewolves' existed before she came to America. Captured by a mad man who claimed he was a werewolf, she was bitten and has lost memory of the past ten months, except for torture, torment, and a man call her his pet. She finally escapes under the name Anne with one of the other survivors- an Indian girl who calls herself Pav- but neither of them know where to go. America isn't their home. The appeareance of two non-pack werewolves, known as mutts, in Pack Territory is usually not a cause for alarm. Some idiot mutts like to commit suicide this way. Two female mutts is something else entirely. There should only be two female werewolves in the world- Elena, the alpha-in-training, and her five year old daughter. So where have these two come from? And who is coming after both them and the Pack itself?

A wise person once said that man makes plans and God laughs. It's an old cliche fitting for this story.

"You two become farmers? You must be kidding!" How little our friends really knew us. Sure, that's how life had been for the Secretary and the Building Supervisor... but those were the keywords - "had been". An opportunity had arisen to learn farming, working for a friend for 18 months on a 6,000 acre cropping and sheep farm he'd inherited... our 'apprenticeship'. Once our rural sojourn began, it continued until today on our small retirement farm. Here are the tales of our journey, filled with humour and pathos; joy and a few sorrows, too; and woven throughout, our absolute love for the land and the animals we have shared our lives with. Each chapter is a 'stand alone' providing a choice for a quick read 'on the move' - or a more leisurely and relaxed involvement with my words. Enjoyed this first book in my 'Old McLarsen had some Farms' series? Now there's 'everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask' about a decade of dairy-farming in South Australia in my second book - 'The Milky Way'. This first book is available in ebook format at Amazon, and through Smashwords and their outlets, and I have been pre-recording excerpts for local radio. These are to be broadcast soon and I will be able to share them on Soundcloud in far superior quality than my amateurish sampling there just now. I have also begun a couple of different kinds of memoirs - 'Just Moodling About... My Favourite Things', and another - 'Growing up in the Fifties' And - 'Wishful Thinker' - my first collection of short/short stories and anecdotes . My writing skills don't extend to the creation of deeply hidden allegories or metaphors. I like it this way and hope you understand my simplicity of choice. I welcome your thoughts on my stories. This way I can learn and write in the future, so please don't be afraid to express 'the good and the bad' (maybe not any 'ugly'). And please don't hesitate to share and/or vote to show your enjoyment.

Jae, a sussy amongus sized gay falls in love with a kangaroo in an elevator