Heya, first oneshots book, uHHH..
Go nuts.
Smut, swearing, sometimes gore is contained.
Other characters will be in this book, such as Adam, Morgenne, Yukc0, etc.
The cover art is NOT mine.
bE FRIGHTENED
bE SMEXY AS EVER
This is a bad lazy Fanfiction for Jake or Jayingee and Albert of Flamingo/Albertsstuff lololoool sorry I get unmotivated rlly fast. So expect this
to end Fasstt. (unless I get motivated again. or if there's a rlly good cliffhanger)
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Albert has had a rough time. Albert was getting lonely, as Lana only wanted him for sex and venting, and because Lana never got any of the things she only stayed with him for. Lana left for another girl (yes a girl) who was richer. Albert was beginning to live life in his room playing Roblox and eating Cup Noodle 24/7. Jake made a video call and decided to cheer him up, (you'll have to find out what's next.)
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⚠️WARNING⚠️
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🥵❤️❤️🥵 Smutty!
☠️👻👻☠️Depression/Anorexia/Cutting
🏳️🌈👬👬🏳️🌈 Gay/LGBT
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Not finished! Be patient sisters~
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I respect Lana and Albert's relationship so don't hate on me (idk if their still dating) !!
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Albert leads an interesting life.... well sort of. It's not a life you'd want to live. You see he's gay. A LOT of bad things happen because of it. He fights through it the best he can with his friends.
A new kid joins the school named Jake. Jake is bisexual but no one knows. He befriends Albert when everything takes a turn.
Will they make it through highschool or give up completely?
A/N: all of the art I get is from an account on instagram called eckendee and they are amazing . So if you have Instagram, you should follow them.
A Prince, soon to be pronounced king, must find himself a trusty queen before the eve of his birthday. A rebellious orphan seeks shelter as a bust boy for the Prince. It was only a matter of time before the king found his queen...or king...
Warnings: language
"Gosh! I can't wait to meet the new neighbors!"
Jake exclaims in pure excitement, rushing downstairs, lucky that he didn't trip over his own feet.
"Mom! Can I go play outside?"
The 6 year old asks, giving his mom the famous puppy dog eyes, hoping to get approval...
Who is Jake's new neighbor? Will they become friends? Read to find out!
DISCLAIMER: i am fully aware that lana and albert are in a relationship! i do not mean to offend or disrespect that! i wrote this because i thought it was a good idea for a story!
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a jalbert short story. ( obviously an au )
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tw: suicide, depression, anorexia, bulimia, abusive relationships
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fonts:
no font: jake
italicized font: albert
bold: jake's depressing thoughts
small caps: other characters