Izzyhands Stories

This is an offshoot story of my novel-length fic, The Accidental Seduction of Edward Teach by Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate. That fic is canon divergent and splits off around the end of episode 8 and assumes that Calico Jack and Izzy never betrayed the crew, so the slow burn of Ed and Stede's relationship continued. (Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/1219857630-the-accidental-seduction-of-edward-teach-by-stede) This fic is sort of a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern moment that takes place around chapter 30, after Izzy has hooked up once with a man named Declan Finch. Declan was Stede's stable hand on Barbados and he followed Stede back to the Revenge after he went to tie up his old life. Declan holds a candle for Stede, but by this point has accepted he's with Ed. I'm not sure how many people are interested in this side story, but it wouldn't leave my head. And since the other story is very strictly Ed's POV, this was the only way to tell it. Smut implied, but not explicit. Declan is played by Jemaine Clement.

❛𝘈𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴.❜ love is rich with both honey and venom ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ ᥫ᭡ 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗣𝗬 ©

In the aftermath of Calypso's Birthday, Izzy and Lucius share a moment of understanding.

"Say the name again." Ed stabbed his dagger in the wooden barrel that served them as a table. "And be sure you're remembering correctly." The storyteller dropped his bottle and his friend spilled his drink over himself as he flinched. "I- I swear I'm only repeating what I heard from the Windward Islands!" "Who died?" Ed growled. "Bonnet! Some bloke named Stede Bonnet," whimpered the man, his eyes following the tip of the dagger as it approached his throat. "He was a wealthy landowner from Barbados, that's what they say. I don't know more, swear it on my life!" * What would happen if Ed caught wind of Stede's death and spent several days thinking they parted ways without ever saying goodbye? Inspired by a post from izzys-focking-resignation on tumblr

brain is gone only gay pirates now (Cover is not my art)

I LOST MY OTHER DAMN ACCOUNT THAT HAD LIKE 8.9K READS SO IM DONE CRYING ABOUT IT AND MOVING TO THIS ONE NOBODY'S GOING TO READ THIS AND IF YOU DO DONT EXPECT CONSTANT UPDATES!! REQUST ME!

"𝓲 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲'𝓶 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓶𝓻 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱..." "𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖍, 𝖎 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖊. 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖞." 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 (𝒚/𝒏) 𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒖 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓! 𝒆𝒅 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒈 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉

Izzy's only duty is to his captain, Blackbeard. Until I come along... this story is from my POV (1st person), so don't bitch about it not being x reader. I don't own any of the characters or the tv show, only this story

"And if you don't love me now you will never love me again" -- "You think you can just come back like nothing happened? Like you didn't jus' leave me there? I stayed there for so long, Stede. I waited for you. You never came."

Izzy Hands reflects on his history with Blackbeard, and how the man he'd dedicated his life to was lost to ennui and then to a ponce named Stede Bonnet. ---- The tone of this is darker and more serious than my other OFMD pieces because it's from Izzy's perspective. Someone described Izzy as being in the wrong genre, and I think that fits! So it didn't make sense to include a lot of humour in this fic. Smut and sex suggested, but no explicit content.

Stede and Ed decide to take a vacation from innkeeping and spend time with the crew and they made it just in time for Calypso's birthday, where Ed gets really drunk.

after escaping his messed up family with his lover can be really find belonging in the pirate world alongside one of the greatest pirates to ever live ? Raye is determined to leave his last behind him or will the trauma effect his choices and who he trusts?

So recently got into our flag means death and now I'm obsessed with it

OFMD fanfic Events take place two years after they departed. Stede never stopped looking for Ed , Ed gave up on everything including himself. Lots of angst because I need it. I don't own rights to any of these characters.

izzy hands-centric oneshots. crossposted from ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3921991

This very beautiful story was written by me and chat ai 🤭

As you find your self mutinied as you've just been discovered of your disguise, in your old ship. You run into the revenge on your dingy and you end up falling in love with the first hand mate of blackbeard (Sorry about spelling, I'm dyslexic and first time writing a story, I hope all the Izzy lovers enjoy)

The crew of the Revenge have a conversation about mermaids instead of doing their pirate duties. An interesting conversation ensues.

One shots