Ihateeverything Stories

A cookie run fanfic, how original. Anyways it's like my comfort ship so :V- This is satire.

In my way.. just ships... gay ships.... and random!

unfortunately when I was 13 i was 13 and had absolutely terrible ideas such as this monstrosity of a fanfiction/one shot. Have fun with it and please forgive me

!ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀʀᴛ! 𝐘/𝐍 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩? 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐘/𝐍 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞! [𝖨 𝖽𝗈 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 !! 𝖨'𝗆 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗌𝗂𝗆𝗉 ^ʷ^]

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Idk

Toby was great friends with Sir Ticklepants The Third. Until one day, Toby started to wolf out infront of Ticklepants. Ticklepants was taken aback by this, shocked and scared. He called animal services on Toby, scared of his safety. And now, Toby and Sir Ticklepants The Third are SWORN enimies.

yeah you read the title right you mindfucks

I hate myself<333333333333333323333. - - - - - - - - #ihm #ihatemyself #me #i #hate #myself #yn #iloverain #rain #sad #depressed #depression #indepression

super fluffy frilli with a lil bit of angst

so ye

Creepypasta and Ships. This is my opinion and you can choose what you like. Everything I Hate.

It was all started in a game. They met in the game and became friends. They played all different kinds of stuff over the pass months of quarantine. Until they separated cause she was just putting him down and thought he was childish and obnoxious. The only reason he was childish was cause he didn't like the present. His parents argued, sister hated him, and was bullied in school. So he focus on his past and not the present. He trusted the friend all the time. She was funny, creative, and fun in his opinion. When they played there last game with her sister and other friend he felt left out cause she didnt know him very well. He tried to be friends with them, but they disliked him from what he dId in the last game the friends played, he only did two bad things but all he was doing is what The other friend of hers was doing since they were fine with it. They didn't yell out "camper noob" or anything. They only said it to him. Since they disliked him, the friend started disking him just cause of the way he acted. He was crying cause he trusted her as a friend. Almost as a real life friend. She said she only knew him for a year with is 365 days since around the beginning of quarantine. Not only was he trusting the friend, he was made him go pass his life as a good person. She made him happy, glad, all sorts of ways of happiness. After what the friend said online she was crying and crying and crying. And he didn't stop crying cause it was how much he cared and felt for her as a friend.

Seasonal Depression...Fuck it.

⚠️cursing like alot alot of cussing (there is no genshin in this)

Just a place for me to vent about stuff that frustrates me. Feel free to browse. TW will be mentioned at the top of the associated chapter for those who need it.