Funnystuff Stories

So....first story(it's good pls read). So this takes place after alsotor had his mental breakdown in his tower.He gets injured and lucifer offers to help him . It contains smut btw so :) So what happened is Lucifer gave his blood to Al for his wound. And ya, sexual tension, then they fell in love.

When costume designer Takahara Mayumi-quirky, brilliant, and hiding a powerful Quirk-moves in with three pro heroes, she expects awkward living arrangements and maybe a little chaos. She doesn't expect friendship, found family, and a slow-burning tension with the last person she'd ever want to fall for: Bakugo Katsuki. Her life has always been about hiding-taught to suppress her Quirk after her pro-hero parents were killed and her older brother swore to keep her safe. But after a bad breakup sends her fleeing into a shared loft with Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari, Mayumi's world begins to shift. As the guys grow to be more than just roommates, Mayumi finds herself pulled back into the hero world she thought she left behind. Between chaotic missions, rooftop confessions, drunken beach nights, slow-dancing at hero galas, and Bakugo being way too protective for just a roommate, the line between friendship and something much deeper begins to blur. But Mayumi's power is attracting attention-and not the good kind. As secrets unravel and enemies circle closer, her new family will have to fight harder than ever to protect the one person who never thought she was worth saving. A story of healing, slow-burn romance, dangerous secrets, and the loudest love from the quietest girl.

Aahir lives fast, rides faster, and hides his face from a world that worships him online. A viral biker. A faceless influencer. A storm wrapped in leather and unfiltered Gen Z energy. Daivik Malhotra is his opposite- a CEO made of ice, silence, and power sharp enough to cut. He doesn't scroll. He doesn't follow trends. He doesn't know that half the internet is obsessed with the boy who just dented his luxury car. One midnight crash. One sticky note with a phone number. One CCTV clip that flips both their worlds off balance. Daivik wants answers. Aahir wants to disappear. But when a billionaire's control meets a biker's chaos, something dangerous begins- a push and pull written in bruises, tension, and the kind of chemistry that feels like playing with fire. He is silence. He is noise. And together? They're the kind of disaster that can't be undone. A dark BL romance where fate hits like a crash, burns like desire, and tastes sweeter than revenge.

MCR isn't a phase its a lifestyle (btw all the memes are from the internet i made none of them) 🖤

"𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘴"

Join me on a hilarious journey through the ups and downs of adulthood, where the only constant is confusion and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for maybe the rule that pizza is always a good idea). From trying to cook ramen noodles without setting off the fire alarm (spoiler alert: it's harder than it sounds) to pretending to enjoy coffee when it tastes like burnt socks (why do adults do this?!), we'll explore the absurdities of adulting with humor and humility. With chapters like "The Art of Procrastination" (aka how to binge-watch Netflix for 12 hours straight), "Cooking 101" (aka how to boil water without burning it), and "Adulting Hacks" (aka how to fake it till you make it), this book is the ultimate guide to navigating the wild world of adulthood. So, if you're tired of feeling like a hot mess and want to laugh your way to (sort of) functional adulthood, join me on this ridiculous journey!

Statutory warning: the humour is intended for simple entertainment, author does not intend to offend any person, character or norms of society in any way. To pretend is to act. When we pretend to act like someone, we gradually transform into a person and the outcome is not always hunky dory Who can forget the famous fable 'wolf in sheep's clothing' where the wolf fell into its own trap being slaughtered by her own protector. Or the famous swan who was an ugly duckling... But still destiny has its own way of making new stories. Sandeep -the charmer Sia- the bold and beautiful When they meet... Its like waves crashing each other Word fights having a bulls ride Troubles and accidents following them as magnets Humiliating each other being their favourite past time Sandeep and Sia are two such protagonists destined to have their own story when they believe that solution to all their problems is pretending. A gap of six years between the two convinces them that their consequent wedding would be strongly opposed by their family and society on whole... Too convincing to others they failed to convince themselves that all they had was pretend. she was only his pretended fiancé. And if that was not all to bring their worlds crashing down then they had their pasts to battle with.. Perhaps that was not all .. Destiny had a bitch slap ready for them exactly when they thought that things won't get any worse. And they discover themselves in a more treacherous and vicious spectacle.. There is drama, thrill, action and a heavy dose of humour Check it out for yourself what bigger melodrama can two dramatic individuals Sia and Sandeep create for themselves as the story unfolds.

Read the title, understand the meaning to life

In this funny wacky crossover between Seinfeld and Neon Genesis Evangelion, When Kramer accidentally pilots a massive Eva unit to victory in the middle of an Angel attack, he unknowingly becomes a hero in Tokyo-3. As Jerry, Elaine, and George get caught up in the chaos of NERV, they're pulled into a world of giant robots, apocalyptic battles, and awkward conversations with reluctant teenage pilots. From Jerry's refusal to climb into another Eva to George's sudden desire to be involved in world-saving (despite having no qualifications), this unlikely team of sitcom stars takes on the Angelic threat in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. In a world where the fate of humanity rests on giant mechs, can these four New Yorkers survive the insanity-or at least manage to get some good jokes out of it?

Basically this is a continuation of other question books I did, So freely answers your answers/thoughts in comments or not up to you to decide that.

Yes full of relatable shiz and funny as fudge so on with the show

BOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that come before this. You don't need to read the others to understand this one, though I really hope you do. So I'll say this to you once. Me and my friends are weird. We have embraced it. You should too. ; )

army twitter is funny as hell and honestly being on there is like being part of a comedy show. I thought I'd make this book for the folks who aren't on there (honestly missing out on all the fun BUT MOVING ON) so if you're having a bad day, hope this cheers you up, or if you are just here cuz you are bored or whatever other reason you have, hope this makes you laugh at least once! p s : not recommended to be read while drinking anything, and ABSOLUTELY NOT while you're eating rice because that shit can get stuck in your throat very easily and u don't want that

I'm bored as hellll

Heres a collection of the best clean jokes from around the world There are also competitions here where you can enter

Years after the fall of the Arasaka Tower, V and Judy have traded their high-stakes adventures for an even wilder ride: parenthood. Happily married, they've adopted two brilliant but rebellious teenagers, Milo and Luna, who are just as tech-savvy and trouble-prone as their parents. From hacking vending machines to escaping grounding with grappling hooks, their antics push Judy and V to their limits. As they navigate the chaos of raising teens in the neon-lit madness of Night City, the family faces gang confrontations, school scandals, and awkward parent-teacher conferences-all while trying to keep their unconventional family together. It's a heartfelt and hilarious journey proving that, even in a dystopian future, nothing is more unpredictable than family.

I don't know what to say... here are some stuff that will be in the story - -Strong language -Smut -Fluff -Obsession -Sexual themes -Drug use If you do read this story please enjoy!!!

Ahoy🍦🎈✨ So this is basically a diary for me...😂✌

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